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"Now, I drink water at a black kids house. Fuck off, I didn't..." | Theo Von Quotes
"Now, I drink water at a black kids house. Fuck off, I didn't have a lot."
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"Sometimes if I don't drink water, it hurts to pee, but I don't know if it's my kidney or my Wiener you."
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"You, if you drink a whole bottle of Grey Goose, you've become an endangered species."
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