[Theo Von Quotes]

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2024-04-23 (757d ago)

[Quotes]

"Sometimes if I don't drink water, it hurts to pee, but I don't know if it's my kidney or my Wiener you."

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"I like to. If I get nervous, I like to feel cold."

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"I was feeling butterflies, butterflies with a little bit of the beer shit I drank on the flight."

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"One of them has Down syndrome. One of them was is just in a fraternity."

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"A lot of step dads and aggressive like business lesbians will drink on flights."

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"Midget's French for key chain, is it?"

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"Bro, if some dude rolls, Yeah, in a Fiat or a Mini Cooper, I ain't buying."

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"Yeah, some people say eggs are the seafood of a farm anyway."

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"You give a big dog a little leash, you know he's going, he's going to fuck around, you know what I mean?"

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"You give a big dog a little leash, you know he's going, he's going to fuck around, you know what I mean? Oh yeah."

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"Maybe I'm fortunate to get to spend time with what is also quite possibly one of the greatest minds in football right now, if we're being honest."

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"You got you got to go through 2/2, it got to go through an airlock to get to grandma."

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