[Theo Von Quotes]

[Quotes]

Quotes by Comedian Theo Von

"I used to just went home and felt bad about myself for a couple hours."

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E504 Matt McCusker

"But things have to be hard for you to learn to do hard things."

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#578 - Ben Affleck

"Oh, you look like business casual Caillou."

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"Fear is nothing but love standing upside down."

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#677 - Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

"Sometimes you got to separate the beef from the pork, you know?"

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#637 - FDNY Firefighter

"But it's hard to teach your kids your same struggle."

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#640 - Chris Hemsworth

"It's so much easier for depression to like grow on you if you're, if you're not a moving target."

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"And I realize now my urge to die was always actually a profound urge to live, just in an entirely different way from everything I knew."

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#678 - Psych Med Withdrawal Expert Laura Delano

"You got you got to go through 2/2, it got to go through an airlock to get to grandma."

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"A bridge is just a road that’s brave as f*ck."

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"Bro, I don't, you have to first of all fully believe in COVID to even get it."

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#609 - Chris Distefano

"Camping is like being briefly Amish."

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"The musician Sidney Sweeney, who's probably got a set of lungs on her, I bet."

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#641 - Breathing Expert James Nestor

"You know a lot of people smoke crack on St. Patrick’s Day. And it has nothing to do with being Irish or anything or nothing about luck."

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"Shout out Guinea pigs, all of them."

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#647 - Dr. Peter McCullough

"Isn’t it nice that the sun doesn’t remember what you did yesterday? It just knows today’s a new day."

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"But like, dude, we had a communal porn box."

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E476 Sean Strickland

"Yeah 'cause some people say snow is just gay water."

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E494 Dustin Poirier

"I kind of came up with this new idea in my life recently, which is that your feelings are like fire and you warm yourself by them. You sit by the fire of the feeling, you don't get in it and let it burn you, but you also don't go away because it's it's hot."

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#611 - Louis C.K.

"It's just nice when people laugh. I feel OK, yeah."

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#651 - Ella Langley

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