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"You know, somebody can't, you know, I remember he couldn't r..." | Theo Von Quotes
"You know, somebody can't, you know, I remember he couldn't read, they gave him a book and everybody's like, you know, because he can't, you know, you can't put a toddler on Mount Everest, you got to put them on an anthill first."
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E372 Christmas Possibilities
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"And he can also weigh a Christmas ham with his eyes, yeah."
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E442 Rainn Wilson
"He couldn't, he couldn't even put a large grape in his mouth."
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