[Theo Von Quotes]

"You're going to risk it all for some raviolis."

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E556 Caleb Hammer

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"I will eat the fucking shingles off your house."

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E552 Vigilante Christmas

"You know, get a hit of something that's really gonna fucking, you know, oh, you catch a little bit of cardamom off a Bangladeshi kid. That'll keep you up for two days, man."

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E454 Mark Normand

"I would throw my weiner in the air and catch it in my mouth...I mean, if that’s what the Lord wanted"

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