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"Anything could happen when you’re daydrinking. Somebody could jerk you off in a truck. You jerk yourself off somewhere. It’s daytime! You know, it’s like the wolves are out. It’s almost like a full moon, but all day long."
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E328 Dr. Jordan Peterson
"Do being on the moon is kind of like that guy that gets on your like, at a pool party who gets up on the roof of the house."
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E293 Back to Our Roots
"I remember getting so high one night I was tryna sneak up on a mirror for like two hours, and I’ll tell you this I got pretty fkn close man...I think if it had of been a leapyear I would of done it"
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