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"It's like kind of a mentally handicapped, periodic table, if..." | Theo Von Quotes

"It's like kind of a mentally handicapped, periodic table, if you look at it like that, like sometimes a calendar will be outside playing in his yard and the periodic table drive-by in a straight-up Corvette, you know, and the calendar will be like oh no dang boy."

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"And, oh, and happy February too, if anybody celebrates months or whatever."

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"Isn’t it nice that the sun doesn’t remember what you did yesterday? It just knows today’s a new day."

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"Spring is when winter gets kind of lazy."

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