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E502 Nikki Glaser
2024-05-14 (736d ago)
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"Well, and it's like a lot of people didn't even think Canada was real for a long time. Like we had to discover it like 7 times before people were like, yes, OK, we'll admit it, that you're real."
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"No one was gay. Now we're like, yeah, everybody called everybody gay, but nobody was definitely."
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"If I were that baby, I would never grow past two months."
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"You're just like a eternal trick or treater."
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"She already walked a mile in them."
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"You could cry on a lesbian."
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"I'm looking forward to loving you. I don't know you yet, but I'm looking forward to loving you."
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