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E504 Matt McCusker
2024-05-20 (730d ago)
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"Yeah, like Horton hears a Harriet Tubman or whatever."
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"I'm like, even if I'm a thief, dude, that doesn't mean you should be gay."
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"I used to just went home and felt bad about myself for a couple hours."
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"She said she was black. I believed her."
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"I come from a long line of Irish spazzes."
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"So yeah, the Underground Railroad was a sausage party."
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"Like, at what point do people think you're taking a shit? Look that up."
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E504 Matt McCusker
